Wechat Funny: You borrow our drinks in the end when still?

1. Why Drink glasses? In ancient times, it was popular to poison wine. So began to pop clink, take a glass of hard touch, hop splash into someone else's cup, die on everyone died together!
No wonder the Clink said: Come, go a ... Just don't know which one to go!?

2, a brother like to collect stones, far collected a lot of very interesting stone, asked him: So many years you collected a lot of stone it? He smiled and replied, well! The first two days to move the high-rise, spent 100 of dollars to hire people back out ... Throw it.

3, the deaf to see friends, friends of the dog barking non-stop, deaf but can not hear, into the house after the friend said: "Your dog didn't sleep last night." Friend asked: How do you know? Deaf: it saw me and yawned.

4, and girlfriend after breaking up, I spent all day drinking decadent, time a long relatives and friends and even neighbors can not see down, came to me and said: "You borrow our drinks in the end when still?" ”

5, "Children wait, you know how to get to the police station?" I don't know, but there's a bank in front. "I'm looking for a police station. "You have smashed the bank glass and found it." ”

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