Wechat Moments: The most evil of the year, please allow me to smile wretched!

The last time inadvertently in the friend dynamic see a sister paper said: Just bought to wear two times new underwear hanging in the balcony was wind hung away! I look at the shame, and then point to the comments. Have a brother unique only, back to the sentence: the underwear of the Departed, is the pursuit of the wind, or your crotch not to retain! I've been down on my knees. Kneel down ...

A male teacher is taking moral lessons. Male teacher: "Students, lying is wrong, you know what is a lie?" "Student:" know. "Male Teacher:" Well, now a classmate to give an example. A students raised their hands quickly. Male teacher: OK, please talk to this classmate. Student: Teacher you are very handsome. As a result, the student was taken to a class.

Quarrel with my husband I angrily put his cup of tea to the ground a blow: "Still drink water!" Drink up, you! "Husband also angry back:" You illiterate! Is the excrement for drink? Excrement is used to eat! ”

Today, I went to the supermarket and saw a three or four-year-old girl like to eat something. Her mother did not buy, saw the little girl to get down, and said: "Mom, I'm the meat you fell, you have the heart?" The mother said: all when weight loss, I go ...

When I got up this morning, my three-year-old son looked at the red print on my neck and touched it twice and didn't erase it. Ask me: Mother! Who caught you on your neck? Are they red? I said I don't listen to Dad, Dad grabbed it! He ran over and slapped his father. Hubby, I'm sorry, why don't you explain it to me?

Lunch with the next-door fat boy in the dormitory. The goods ate a bowl of Lanzhou ramen, three big buns, two egg tarts, a hamburger and a chicken fillet. After wiping the brow of the sweat, said: It is too hot, eat no appetite.

My friend asked me a question: What if my wife is angry? I said just to have a little sex. After a period of time, the road met, ya frown! I said how to teach you the way is not working!? He said it worked, but my wife is very angry now, my body is really unbearable ah ...

One day, go to a friend's house. The couple are busy cooking in the kitchen. The son is playing computer alone. Friends and husband are busy, his son cried and said to him: "Dad, the computer is broken." "My friend said angrily:" Just bought the computer, how did you break him? "My son said:" I do not know just watching cartoons, accidentally touched the next keyboard, out of a dress aunt! ”

Today to work and sister paper chat, speaking of looks. I say girls should be beautiful, to have just, Biyuexiuhua looks. Result sister paper came a sentence: just, are wool, biyuexiuhua, not as cucumber. Why not? Cucumber... I instantly think this sister paper is very powerful.

Brother-in-law owed money, sister-in-law to account. Brother-in-law is very embarrassed: "Sister Ah, I know you are very tight, but these days your sister is also tight, I am here for a while." I promise to put you in a hole in the future.

One day and colleagues went out to eat breakfast, colleagues point to bear face, add eggs, Noodles Sheng After colleagues did not see eggs asked: "My egg?" "The waiter naturally replied," in the following. ”

Me: Expert, my wife is always babbling when she's having sex. Is this normal, expert: Hello, this belongs to the normal phenomenon, the woman orgasm time belongs to the coma state, the gibberish is expresses the excitement degree, also helps your pleasure, I: Thanks, the expert, I thought my daughter-in-law has been shouting my several neighbor's name to have the question,. High praise.