Those who squeeze in the top 10 of the wechat (happy Smile)!

Tenth place

Yesterday at noon a male colleague went out and didn't take his cell phone away. His wife kept on calling. Nap female colleagues were noisy, took the phone shouted: "We are sleeping, you are tired of not annoying!" "As a result, the male colleague has not come to work today!"

Nineth Place

In the afternoon hungry, see colleagues on the table with a bottle of yogurt, want to drink, a colleague came to shout: "My facial cleanser how to disappear!" 108 Bucks! "Brother did not speak, just silently to the toilet, a meal to pick up the throat, old uncomfortable, put things desperately spit, until spit out the sour water, and finally spit out the almost, tears, and then back to the seat, colleagues holding a bottle said:" Scared to death me, wash face milk roll down to the table, my yogurt how to disappear again. " "Brother Heart Straight Scold:" Your grandmother a bear drops, drink your yogurt put people to die whole.

Eighth place

A big uncle to the People's Bank to withdraw money, go directly to the window, security came to say: "Big ye, by number." "Big Uncle:" What? "Security:" by number. "Grandpa thought, is worthy of the big bank, take a money and password, so whispered to the security," said the King covered the tiger. "Security helpless help The Don press out a line of tickets, the Don thought:" Scared me to death, incredibly I was blindfolded!!

Seventh place

A beautiful female colleague, her husband gave her lunch, did not talk down and went away. The new male colleague asked: who was that? She replied: "Send takeout." New come and ask: why not pay? She said: Do not give, night with him to sleep on the good. The male colleague was silent, the next day, brought her four dishes and a soup of lunch, the whole office roared with laughter ...

Sixth place

A children asked Mom: Why did you marry dad? Mother said: "When mom eyes blind, to marry your father!" "The child asked his father again:" How is our family so poor? Dad said: "Our family's money to your mother eyes! ”

Fifth place

A lot of people in the hotel, a young couple really can not find a place, and I table, sitting opposite me. To tell the truth that the woman is really very beautiful, I looked at the two eyes, the result was the man found, he splat on the table put a Volkswagen car key to scare me, I look carefully, I go, Fai Teng ... I splat put a Maserati's car key on the table, Splat, Splat, Bugatti, Rolls Royce, several car keys I fell on the table, the man led the woman's dingy walked ... What the hell are you doing with my key?

Fourth place

To the bank transfer, the car temporarily parked on the roadside. In order to fear the traffic police to leave the car to see a friend, and he said that there is a check of cars came over to tell me a few minutes, there is a traffic police came, the friend rushed into the bank loudly Roar: Big Brother, the police come, go! A big hall, a few dozens of people, a moment of silence, and then the crowd like flood out of the bank, and then I was five or six security on the ground. It's a damn injustice! Not afraid of God-like opponents, afraid of pig-like teammates!

Third place

(1) Today under heavy snow, just went out to see a big uncle fell, I used to ask: Grandpa, I January wages less than 2000 yuan, can help you up? Grandpa: Young man, you go, I wait a while. Me: Good le! Although the weather is cold, Grandpa's words are warm and full of positive energy.

(2) Walking on the road to see big uncle lying on the ground, I hastened to help, Grandpa looked at me and said: "The epigenetic you don't move, see you are also a job, you go I wait." "I was moved to say," Big uncle, there is a Land Rover parking is coming soon. "Big Uncle also excited" you this epigenetic still calculate really, you do not go to give me to make a witness, the finished son also buy a car to go to work. ”

(3) Walking on the road to see a big uncle lying on the ground, I hastened to stay with grandpa to lie down, Grandpa looked at me and said, "You don't want to rob me, my son to buy a house to marry a daughter-in-law." I said, I also want to buy a house to marry a daughter-in-law, but I do not chew old. Grandpa said that the child has ambition, this to you, I change the ground!

Second place

Now the primary school language is too difficult, to see their work a problem: requirements: The following four sentences connected with the words: 

(1) Li sister paralyzed;

(2) Li sister tenacious study;

(3) Li sister learned many foreign languages;

(4) Li elder sister learned acupuncture.

(the correct answer should be: although she was paralyzed, but tenacious study, not only learned more than a foreign language, but also learned to acupuncture. ）

As a result, one child wrote: Although Li's sister has doggedly learned acupuncture and many foreign languages, she is still paralyzed.

Later, the discovery of a more violent child wrote:

Li sister not only learned a foreign language, but also acupuncture, she so tenacious study, finally paralyzed.

Li sister is paralyzed because of tenacious study, not only learned a lot of foreign languages, and even learned to acupuncture.

Li Sister is so tenacious study, not only learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, and finally learned to paralysis.

Li sister learned a lot of foreign languages, learned to acupuncture, but also in the tenacious learning paralysis.

Highlights always at the end:

Li sister through tenacious learning, learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, the result according to a foreign language version of the acupuncture book to the paralysis!

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First place

It's a disaster today. The aquarium in the office raised a few transparent shrimp, the leader with glasses to see a half-day, asked me what to raise. I said, "Shrimp!" "Leadership a leng, gone ... I also froze, hurriedly explained loudly: "Shrimp AH leader!" Lead Shrimp! The leader is really shrimp!! It's a shrimp!!! "If you smile, give a thumb." Give yourself a smile every day.