WECHAT ESSAY COLLECTION: I AM MALE, THE ONLY SON OF THE FAMILY, JUST MARRIED.

1. Special envy of a doctor in the hospital as a friend of the new year when the party, I asked him: You are the hardest to be a doctor what friends: the most difficult to take sick leave

2. A sister in the factory, a man on the Internet. About to elope, but soon returned. That's how she remembers us: that day packed luggage, home no big bag, found a pig feed snake skins, loaded half a bag of clothes went to the railway station, the man's oblique backpack, hand-held notebook, I carry the snake skins, on the spot broke up. Think of that picture, I am also drunk ...

3. "Waiter, I said no parsley, why?" "When a woman says no, it usually does." "I was speechless ...

4. Colleagues decorate the house, go to the building materials market turned, the best wallpaper unexpectedly quote 3000 yuan/square meters. A look at this price, we forget, suggested that you can use 20 yuan of money directly wallpaper, less than 2000 yuan per square meter, but also save more than more than 1000 yuan, looks also domineering.

5. Four years, female: I have no money. Man: how many? Woman: I'm hungry. Man: What do you want to eat? Woman: Come and pick me up. Man: Where? Woman: I want to travel. Man: Let's go. Woman: Do you have a house base? M: No, but I have a room. Woman: Break Up!

6. I am male, the only son of the family, just married. Our family talked about having a baby after dinner. Dad said: Good boy. My wife took my hand: Well, then we fought for the boy. Mother said: Good girl. Wife: Okay, we're fighting for a baby girl. I said: Good what good, born two is not lonely, you look at me, even a close sister not. The wife touched my head affectionately, said: "Husband well-behaved, then I fight for you to give birth to a sister Ang ..." Five seconds after the whole family, completely messy!

7. 80,000 watch TV at home, see which Zha after death, too B real people with Lotus Root to him to do the body, on the daughter-in-law son said: Good magic ah. His daughter-in-law's contemptuous answer: Do you also want to use a lotus root to connect?

8. The classmate marries, unexpectedly before the girlfriend also came, saw the motorcycle I, she opened the window to look at the head to sneer at a way: Phantom, you still this vice, fortunately I was wise, did not let you cheat away ... Thought to be able to catch up, unexpectedly she came here, I cold smile: "Don't you think this motorcycle looks familiar?" ”

9. My girlfriend is on business, I accidentally put her lipstick storage box to the ground, broke her more than 40 lipstick, what should I do? I'm going to survive, right?

10. When I was a child, my father worked outside and returned home half a month. Every time my father came back, the dogs barked at him. Once my dad got a fire and took a stick and gave the dog a hard time. Half a month later, Dad came back again. Not only did the dog bark at him, but he ran to get his dad's slippers over. My brother saw this scene, blurted out: "Lying trough!" Indeed, the sticks have a dutiful son! "Dad without, silently copied the stick ...