Top 6 Laugh for Husband and wife bicker, bickering skills are full level

1, after wearing a skirt in the morning and then wear safety trousers, while wearing a sigh: "When the woman is easy, summer wear a skirt still have to wear a safety pants!" ”

The result husband leisurely come a sentence: "When the man is easy?" I got a skirt and I saw a safety pant! ”

2, my wife sat on my lap and asked me: "Heavy?" ”

I said nothing, and she said, "is that right?" Am I thin again? ”

I said, "The leg is numb." ”

3, and husband chat, I: "Hubby you said women chest big better, or chest small better?" ”

Husband: "That must be a big breasts woman better." ”

Me: "Then would you mind if my breasts were small?" ”

Husband: "Fool, you and women care about what!" ”

Suddenly feel warm heart.

4, the recent wife often angry, angry after the special love to buy bags, I said: You women why buy so many bags, this is sick, to be cured.

Wife Answer: "Bag-cure-hundred-sickness!" ”

5, two goods wife asked me: "What is the opposite of the end?" ”

I thought for a long time did not think out, ask the wife answer is what.

Wife: "Silly B, Buffet." ”

6, two goods wife said: "We have a difference of 16 generations."

I exclaimed: "Why?" ”

Wife plaintive Way: "You are repaired eight lifetimes of blessing to marry me!" I was a eight-lifetime mildew to marry you! ”