Five Chinese Smiles: Ridicule, Strange smile, wry smile ...

1. Ridicule

On the bus today, I heard a eight or nine-year-old boy say to the little girl next to him: "Who says you can't predict the future?" At least I can know what my child's surname is, but you are different, what is your child's surname or unknown? ”

The little girl said aloud without thinking: "Hum, that is!" Although you can know your child and your surname. But I know, my child must be my child, your child is not necessarily yo! ”

All cars are almost killed by seconds!

2, Strange smile

Reporter asked: As a Chinese, what can you do for the motherland?

The interviewee replied: "Immigrants, not to the motherland."

Q: What do you think is the main manifestation of patriotism?

A: Immigration, to the imperialist country chaos!

3, wry smile

A doctor to fortune, fortune Teller said: "You hit the rich, 28-year-old married children rich." ”

The doctor said: "Then why am I now 30 years old and not married and have a child to be rich?" ”

The fortune-Teller answered, "Knowledge changes destiny!" ”

4, the Paradox

Paleontology experts into the mountains, in the cave to see two turtle head motionless. At this time an expert asked the way the old farmer: "These two turtles what happened?" "The farmer said:" They are more than endurance, who first move who lost. ”

A senior expert took out a magnifying glass to a back with the oracle pattern of the old turtle looked and looked, and then said: "According to my years of research, this turtle has been dead for more than thousand years." "Other experts have applauded.

Then another turtle reached out and said, "Grass!" Dead also don't say, harm Kokang wait so many years! "The voice has just fallen, that the tortoise of the oracle of the old turtle sticks out a head and laughs and says:" The tortoise grandson, lost? You also believe this year. ”

5, wry smile

One day, the market on a beggar, some people give him some money, but most people still did not give, he gave his money to the people's address all down, after a few hours, a Bentley stopped before him, he went to the car door-to-door money, but also 10 times times, give him a piece of his ten pieces, give him five pieces he also 50, the market people are stunned.

The next day, he came again, full of people in the market to give him money, almost all 100, the back of the money is written address, less than one hours, the beggar can get seventy thousand or eighty thousand, then the beggar himself walked, did not give anyone money. The Beggar's name is "Stock Market"!