You were beaten by your wife again? Mr. Obama received a letter from Osama bin Laden

“You were beaten by your wife again? ” "Well, three days a day is unavoidable, yesterday is just another meal." "Is she so bully you?" Divorce her! "Don't joke, she'll break the law after the divorce." ”

There is a table of guests in the hotel today, and judging from their words, they should be talking about marriage. Look dressed, the husband's parents should be simple farmers, the woman's parents with a big gold chain, should be a nouveau riche. The man's father shook cable took out a plastic bag, the money in a variety of different denominations neatly stacked together said: "In-laws, here is 151,800, is all my savings, the marriage of the two baby to do it?" The woman said to her mother: Yo, what a big handwriting! Why don't you buy a dog? "The man's father raised his hand and slapped his son in the face and said," You're a good-for-nothing, even an animal.

On the bus, suddenly feel a pat on the bum. Looking back, a young father led a little boy behind me. Looking back, the little boy's face was a sweet smile. I also return a smile. Then father gently knocked a little boy's head said: "The son is not well-behaved oh, again to beautiful elder sister's body to wipe nose excrement." I ...

Bedroom two elder sister and handsome Monitor finally together, this day monitor carried a watermelon to see her, the bedroom several sisters cheered a voice: hurry, while the second sister is not, we divide him up! I am stupid to find watermelon knife ready to cut melon, turned a look, the monitor has been a few of them on the bed ... Lying trough, I thought you said watermelon ...

When I went to school with my friends to play a big adventure, I lost, punishment is to go downstairs to shout his name said I like you. I went downstairs to the upstairs, he shouted: xx, like you! "He said to me downstairs:" What you say, I can't hear! "XX, I like you!" "I see no one, is ready to go upstairs, suddenly he appeared in front of me, hugged me and kissed me strong, around the applause." No way, for my reputation only with him, now he is cooking, I am watching TV.

Now popular bask in his wife how beautiful, not knowing, daughter-in-law beautiful no good, Xu Xian married beautiful Bai Suzhen, the result himself as a Taoist monk, Zhou Yu married a beautiful little Joe, but he died prematurely ... On the contrary, Qi Xuan Wang married ugly women without salt, achievement qi Guo Br, Zhuge Liang married ugly female huangyueying, into a generation of the yin phase ... According to this idea of deduction, who married me, it is possible to be the United Nations President!!!

When I went to school with my friends to play a big adventure, I lost, punishment is to go downstairs to shout his name said I like you. I went downstairs to the upstairs, he shouted: xx, like you! "He said to me downstairs:" What you say, I can't hear! "XX, I like you!" "I see no one, is ready to go upstairs, suddenly he appeared in front of me, hugged me and kissed me strong, around the applause." No way, for my reputation only with him, now he is cooking, I am watching TV.

Good friend Honey came back, I and my husband to the airport to meet her. She was more and more beautiful in years. When we met, we didn't have that sweet feeling, instead of resentment. Although I don't know what to do to make this hate elimination, but I and her father's feelings are heart.

In a private yacht, people drink wine in the inside, as if all the yachts are drinking wine, no one to eat mala it? If I had a yacht, I would like to eat mala, drink Sprite, the small wind blows, mala smell diffuse the sea. If there is a billion, I save up, every month to spend interest, eat mala, eat yellow stewed chicken rice, eat big chicken row, eat fried eggplant rice!

Mr. Obama received a letter from Osama bin Laden, which only reads "KS-IHS-In". These two days, the United States top secret deciphering experts fought day and night, also failed to crack, so help China, soon received a reply from the Chinese side?