Wechat Jokes: I used to eat the face, until I almost starved to death, then ?

No.1
After the confinement of the hair cut, because the weight of the husband's clothes to get dressed to go shopping for clothes. To the clothes shop. The guide immediately greeted up: Hello, are you buying clothes for your girlfriend? Me: I wear it myself. Shopping guide A face dazed: Big Brother We this is women's shop.

No.2
The boss asked me if I could drive? I replied: "No problem", at least brother also has a driver's license, the car after the boss asked me "when the most recent drive?" "I answered one years ago. I do not know is not the illusion, the car's 6 people suddenly all pale, and then 1 hours away, the boss has been holding the handlebar hand, the period only said a word "in front of the BMW is too expensive, pick a cheaper point of"

No.3
I used to eat the face, until I almost starved to death, then seriously work ...

No.4
Whenever I am grumpy, see what is not pleasing, flustered shortness of breath, arrhythmia, shortness of breath, dizziness, want to kill and have a feeling of dying, I judge I should be hungry.

No.5
Still remember and wife to play rent to take the card when, because no experience, before boarding I still uncertain to ask the driver: The marriage license is in the Civil Affairs Bureau? The driver is a more than 20-year-old boy, he said in a cool way: "I do not know, I did not lead." On the road, the driver drove very fast, the wife in the back seat left upside down, I was in the copilot grip on the armrest, trembling to say: we are not anxious, not anxious ... The lad replied: I am anxious ah, I have no daughter-in-law son!

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