WeChat Jokes: Absolutely long knowledge of the 30 history of small jokes

Absolutely long knowledge of the 30 history of small jokes, Liang Qichao's three sons of the most interesting

1. Under the table to catch a son-in-law-songzhenzong period, a call Van Lingsun the top of the list, the prime minister will immediately marry his daughter, Shenzong period, a call Cai of the scholars, Wang Anshi let it quickly married his daughter. Development to later, people began to "book", as long as a good look at a person may be in the list, they first set down, as long as one will immediately marry, the Song Dynasty of the great writer Ouyang Xiu is such a people set down.

2. Ancient Chinese four Love myths-, butterfly lovers, both of the butterfly, not humanoid. 2, the Cowherd and the weaver, one side, one years to meet one day. 4, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, a pressure tower, a lonely end. 5, Meng for husband tears sprinkle the Great Wall, powerless. You see, history has proved countless times that true love is no good.

3. Kang Xijing Mausoleum Many concubines-a mausoleum, buried a emperors, four Queens, 48 concubines and a prince, such burial specifications in Chinese history unique, this is Kangxi Emperor's Jingling. Emperor Kangxi was in office in 61 and was buried in Qing Tanglin, the Zunhua County in Hebei province today. So how many concubines are there in Emperor's life? It is also a mystery.

4. Three meals a day after the song--in fact, before the Song Dynasty, the common people eat only two meal, only the royal four meals, the princes three meals, the Western Han Dynasty, the mutiny was exiled Huainan King's decree, specifically points out, "minus one day three meals for two meals." This is due to the prosperity of the Song Dynasty economy, in addition to the wine between the Tang Dynasty is no longer constrained in the middle of the city, night markets do not impose a curfew, night life is rich, so just add a dinner.

5. Let a person spray the shape of blood--he is the husband of the daughter of the Caocao Princess, the mother was also Caocao as a concubine, alongside such a stepfather and father-in-law, he more white capital, he was so taibai that some people suspected he deposited powder. If light white, that is only static beauty, the key is that he still in the static, walking special love self-pity, and then the appropriate twist hip buttocks, twist the head when shaking the hair, eyes for the affectionate confused, this shape absolutely let people spray blood.

6. After the war, after the end of the war, the Soviet Union received $12 billion in compensation from Germany, and the Jews received $60 billion in compensation from Germany. After the Sino-Japanese War, the Qing government to the defeated status to pay Japan 230 million two silver compensation.

7. The gap between China and Japan-1843, Wei Yuan's "Sea state map" published in the domestic few repercussions, print but backlist. In 1851, when the Japanese customs inspected China's inbound merchant ships, it found three books, unsanitary, and even 15 editions, which were extremely popular. 1859, the price has reached three times times the first edition. In 1862, the Japanese reformers to Shanghai, surprised to find that from China "Amoy" best-selling national bestseller in China is already out of print.

8. Cixi's birthday and territory-50-year-old, the outbreak of the Sino-French War, 60-year-old, the Sino-Japanese conflict, 70-year-old, provinces at risk. Zhang Taiyan wrote couplets satire: Today to Nanyuan, tomorrow to Beihai, and then to ancient Chang ' an? Sigh people blood all withered, only for one person song have Qing, 50 cut Ryukyu, 60 cut Taiwan, now again cut East three provinces!

9. The loyalist was cut by the meat-Chonghuan Ningyuan city in the Battle of the Cannon Stone Nurhachi. Later he was taken to the mouth of the CAI, onlookers, and went to see the Ming dynasty's biggest traitors punished, people do not know the truth, thought he was a big traitor traitor, when the executioner began execution, the masses gave the executioner to throw copper coins, buy Chonghuan meat raw, visible to his guts, a Degonsen so looking at their own meat was cut by a piece of pieces, people divided eat.

10.10 quotes summarizing Chinese history-: Emperor Ning has a kind of a kind of; 2: Do not seek the same same same month same day, only the same same same month died on the same day; 3: The water is carrying a boat, can also overturn; 4: Dedicated, dying; 5: If can not be immortal, rather infamy; 6: Loyalty; 7: The Hun is not extinguished, why home for; 8: Better Call me negative world person, sue the world people to take me; 9: Life since ancient times who did not die? To stay and take loyalty according to history; 10: Trumped-up.

11. Ancient emphasis on food safety, the highest punishment in the Tang dynasty for hanging--according to the "Tang Law Sparse" records, if the food has changed quality, the owner of the food must immediately destroy the food, or it will be 90 under the staff, do not destroy harmful food, send people or continue to sell, cause people sick, food owners will be sentenced to one years of imprisonment; if the food kills, the food owner will be sentenced to hanging.

12. The Qing Dynasty concubines system-Qing Kangxi, the code is prepared. Queen's Center Palace, Imperial Concubine A, Imperial concubine two, Imperial concubine Four, wives Six, Noble, Chang, promise indefinite number, separation east, West 12 Palace. "In the Qing Dynasty, the Queen's rank can be divided into eight grades, respectively: Empress, Imperial Concubine, Imperial Concubine, Imperial Concubine, wives, Noble, always in, promise.

13. China's six Great inventions-chess: China's political symbol, everything to protect the handsome; 2 Mahjong: Chinese national symbol, each other calculated for their own success; 3 Weiqi: The symbol of Chinese thinking, everything is black and white; 4 Junchi: The symbol of Chinese officialdom, the official large-scale pressure of the dead; 5 acrobatics: The status symbol of China, toss to toss to go all is stability; 6 martial arts: Chinese military symbol, frame scare, never see who overpowered who.

14. Ancient Ten "Love Letters"--Shan ten years of life and death two boundless; Shan I live in the Yangtze River head, June lived in the Yangtze River, Shan hand, and son old age, Shan I want to be acquainted with June, long life without decay; each in the day, Shan two love if the last, but also in exist, Shan out of the love of what things, Shan June born I was not born, I have been old, Shan been hard water, Shan wide finally not regret, for the Iraqi people haggard!

15. The truth you don't know-Princess Wencheng is the second queen of Songtsan (the first Queen is from Nepal today); Max the maid of the house had an illegitimate child; the only monarch in the history of China to choke and die was the Jinjing Kei; Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty martial arts master list second; the most common appearance of an in front of the concubine is the baby in swaddling clothes.

16. The first journalist to be killed in the history of China: Shen Yu-1903, Tianjin "News West" disclosed Shen Yu collected "conspiracy" content. The Chinese people are outraged to denounce the Qing Dynasty traitorous. The Qing government was outraged, the Empress Cixi decree will Shen Yu stick to shoot. Series with Bamboo Whip thump Shen Yu, dozen Shen Yu flesh, Shen Yu scold sound, not yet exhausted, after being strangled by ropes, when 31 years old. This is the Hunan man who speaks the truth with life.

17. The confused meaning of the Times-Confucius found the mean, the name of the mean; I found out, named inaction; Chuang Tzu found out, named "No offense;"

18. The Song Dynasty is prevalent--the Song Dynasty scholar every year to sacrifice a few back to the Confucian temple, the sacrificial pork, general people divided off, can be to the summer, hot weather, the morning ritual pork, the afternoon stinks, who are unwilling to. In order to avoid "waste", they put the pork to the meat trader, meat trader with blood blisters washed, peculiar smell son temporarily not, flesh is pretty good-looking, you can sell a lot of not knowledgeable consumers.

19. The result of selfish love--Chen Acho to Che love selfish, intolerant, not a little space, her love is very real, overbearing, bring the consequences is she personally will "Jinwucangjiao" the fairy tale, ruined their own love, be Love in the doghouse. Trust, tolerance, generosity, understanding, love survival of the law.

20. The Ancients loved the wife 3 realm-Realm one: The Boudoir's Le Zhang Open Thrush (Han Zhang opens every day in the wife makeup, for her pen thrush). Realm two: Love Letters of gratitude (the late Ming and early Qing Dynasty poet Jiaji and his wife Wang Rui). Realm Three: The wife has saved the eternal Love (Western Jin Dynasty Shang winter with their own frozen of light body affixed to the fever of the wife to cool, did not save the wife, himself soon infected Hander die).

21. The Jade Emperor and Empress Wang's relations--the Jade Emperor and queen are not conjugal relations. Queen is congenital yin Qi condensed into, is the first of all female fairy, in charge of the Kunlun Island, and all the first male fairy for the congenital Yang Qi condensed into the East princes, the control of Penglai Xiandao. And the Jade Emperor is the head of the group of Fairies, the Lord of the Gods. Queen appeared earlier than the Jade Emperor, so it is not a husband and wife.

22. The establishment of two dynasties and the national day of two countries Je-618 June 12, Tongo Zuli Shanshan in Shong, establishing the Tang Dynasty, June 12, 1127, Zhaogou to the throne, the establishment of the Southern Song regime. June 12 is also the national Day of the Philippines and Russia: On the day of 1898, the Philippines declared its independence from Spain and established the Republic of the Philippines; the day of 1991, Yeltsin was elected as the first President of the Russian Federation.

23. The longest-lived person in history--"basket Gong" Chen, "Basket Gong" formerly known as Chen, Tang Cheng. Xizong and The Ugly (881) years, Yuan Thai in the year of the old, (1324) years, after Tang, Five Dynasties, song, Yuan Dynasty, enjoy life 444 years old. is the oldest person in Chinese history.

24. A book leaves rich stories and mysteries--the most famous ancient Chinese classics of the Yongle ceremony, the scale is far more than all the books compiled by the former generation, leaving many rich stories and mysteries for posterity, codified in the Yongle years of the Ming Dynasty, preserving the Chinese historical geography, literature and art, philosophy and religion and encyclopedia literature in the 14th century, a total of 22,937 volumes, 60 volumes, and 10,095 copies, About 370 million words, unfortunately often destroyed by the Holocaust, most of them died in the war, not to save 800 volumes.

25. Number one in the Republic of China-first killer: Wangyaqiao, first beauty: Butterfly. First wit: Qian Zhongshu. The first upright official: Shi Ying. First prodigy: Jiangxi Zhang. Master of the first sinology: Wang Guowei. The first female assassin: the Sword. The first singular woman: Lv. The First great man: Liyuanhong. First reminder of the master: Weeks mom. Deadbeat first master: Yuan Shikai. First chess master: Pengshu Saint.

26. Ancient Chinese eunuch Dynasty--dynasties's south Han except the emperor of the governor to the prime minister, down to the magistrate is all eunuchs. The Southern Han Dynasty was built by the local warlord Liu in the late Tang Dynasty, and his later years of tyranny gradually Shi killing as fun. See the pain of the tortured people to struggle with excitement, while watching the drooling. He decreed that the people of the scholars should castrate them first. An officer who has not been tested, but who is valued, cannot escape a knife. And the technicians who specialize in eunuchs are prepared.

27. The truth of Tibetan wealth----Sibechang once asked Bloomer: Why the world? Bloomer said: "The Kingdom of Kings makes the people rich, the Kingdom of tyrants, the rich, the only country that makes the Doctor rich; This is called overflow and drain. Sibechang immediately sent people to open the granary for the poor, the people rejoiced, the West Zhou increasingly strong. It seems that the feudal emperors knew people and hid the truth of the rich people.

28. The A sons of three-Liang Qichao's three sons: architectural expert Liang, archaeologist Liang Thiyong, rocket expert Liang. Liang Qichao's Jiver Wang Guixian and grandson gossip home, once quipped: "You two uncles think into learning architecture, to build a house, the four uncles to learn military, inevitably to destroy the house, ruined the house, buried in the ground, three uncles will have to dig the bottom of the house. They made, destroyed, dug, three people from a, you see how interesting. ”

29. Ancient torture: grooming--grooming is not a woman's dress, but a very cruel punishment, it is to use the iron brush the flesh of the human body to scratch the comb down, until the meat to do bone dew, finally die. The real inventor of the punishment of grooming is Zhu Yuanzhang, according to Shen Wen Records, the implementation of the punishment of grooming, the executioner to the prisoners stripped naked clothes, naked on the iron bed, with the water to his body poured several times, with a brush a bit to brush his body flesh.

30.42-year-old palm five power--the Daoguang 28 years, 38-year-old Zeng Guofan as the table innocence, blocked the malicious slander of political opponents, in public to take their own naked, into the bank inventory of silver, to ascertain the truth of the Treasury deficit. Win the unprecedented trust of the Emperor Daoguang. Shortly after Fengti ascended the throne, the five powers of the Qing Empire were handed over to the 42-year-old Zeng Guofan, which was the equivalent of Zeng Guofan's own Ministry of Culture, Defence, Justice, organization and construction.