Chinese Joke: Your parents are true love, and you're just an accident.

All say women worship, my friend is not that kind of person. Today, after the end of the day, a bitter after his months of rich two-generation Maserati to pick her up, at the door of the unit, in public, holding a bouquet of flowers, kneeling on one knee, showing her love, my friend then refused, turned to sit on the man's bike ... Back to the dormitory, the boudoir honey covered the quilt and cried a ... She swore she would never drink again.

Call the company: "My husband is dead and needs to leave." "Boss:" Oh, too bad, understand, how many holidays to say. I said: "Good performance, 20 should be able to come out!"

In an Apple store, a female student and her father are buying a cell phone, the girl kept crying and insisted on buying the iphone 7 plus 128G, father in the side of the sad smoke. Finally even the staff can not see down, can not help to persuade: "Sir, we can't smoke here."

Today, pay 1500, to the anchor brush 1480, left 20 yuan to eat steamed bread. Listen to the host of a thank you Wang brother sent the plane, eat steamed bread of my heart flattered.

Old Liu every day to work on the site, come back from work to cook, Lao Liu daughter-in-law every day playing mahjong. On time home for dinner, often the old Liu is not ready to cook a big scold. Neighbor advised Lao Liu: "Women don't be accustomed to playing mahjong every day, you work so hard, why not let her cook?" "Old Liu Helpless Way:" elder brother, we married before rules, who earns more to listen to WHO, I work a year to make tens of thousands of dollars, my daughter-in-law can win at least a hundred thousand of per year ...

Today and wife Quarrel, wife Stare said to divorce. At that time is gas head, I am furious way: "Leave, who is not from who grandson!" "My wife and I asked my daughter:" We divorce, you and who! "My daughter did not want to say:" With my mother! "I grieve:" You are so to me! "My daughter just looked at me and asked softly," Dad, do you have a good mind? The little money you hid under the couch, how many days can we stay outside? "I am:" ... "

Send a school thing, 11 ago there is an Internet café recharge activities, charging 100 back to 200, our school men's basic full charge, charge the money that a few days of Ah, 11 to Nima Internet Café, a hotpot shop is decorated, that month school steamed bread sold crazy ...

God: An Internet café saved a steamed bun shop

Yesterday I saw a man call and said, my wife is not at home today I go to pick you up for dinner, you want to eat barbecue or hot pot ah, when the opposite came over a woman is two slap said the most hated you this kind of man, wife is not at home on the derailment, the result that man said this is my mother, is my mother, that woman embarrassed smile

An international thief was arrested in China! Because the language does not defecate to find a translation! Level four translator Xiao Ming in fluent foreign language asked him where all the gold and silver jewelry and kidnapped beauty hidden? Thieves to survive to say hidden in what place! He just said that the translator Xiao Ming calmly to the police said: This kid has seed, he said let you kill him!

When I was a child, every time I made mistakes, my father would beat me, and my mother was in the side for me to plead, while tears distressed me ... Remember once, I was ruthlessly "repaired" after a meal, midnight up to the toilet, passing by parents doorway, hear my mother and my father said, "How, the hand pain does not hurt?" Or buy a stick next time! "That moment, the heart is broken!"

God's comments: Your parents are true love, and you're just an accident.

Q: Late at night, if there is a wicked man with a knife in your neck, say "give you one minutes, you can call any one, in addition to parents, let him come to pick you up now, don't say superfluous words, if he came, I will let you, if not willing to come, I will kill you." "Who Would you call?"