2017 Most humorous short stories in Wechat Moments

1 smoking

One big uncle, cough is fierce, let the doctor to see.

The doctor said: Go back and smoke less.

Go back one months to find a doctor again, cough worse.

The doctor asked: let you smoke less, how much do you smoke?

Big Uncle said: One day less than half a box ah.

The doctor asked again: How much did you smoke before?

Grandpa said: I will not smoke before ...

Haha, visible communication is not in place, everything is in vain!

2 Kind Salutation

Follow the tour group to travel, guided by the guide, the car friends talk about the relaxed and happy! During the dinner, guide self introduction, everyone called me Xiao Wang on the line!

There is a Japanese curiosity asked: Why do you always used to add a small print in front of the salutation?

The guide explained, because like the talented person so calls, cordial!

The Goods big smile: no wonder you all call us small Japan.

3 You a horse.

One of the students made a mistake.

Class Teacher: Today I can put you a horse, tomorrow I can also put you a horse, the day after tomorrow I can put you a horse. But please remember, I

It's a teaching, not a horse!

Haha ha! The teacher is so humorous!

4 Eating hot pot

Two elder brother take two sister-in-law to eat hot pots--"clear soup 38 yuan/pot, spicy 88 yuan/pot", so will a clean soup pot.

May eat for a while, both people feel the LIP hemp! Second elder brother said "Eat quickly, probably on the wrong, today is a take advantage."

Later, the two elder brother fainted over the past half a day to slow down, two sister-in-law is also really hemp unbearable, asked the waiter, is not on the wrong, too hemp, eat.

The waiter checked and said, "I'm sorry, I'll give you another pot!" This pot is leaking electricity! ”

5 drinks too much.

Go for a walk, pass by the Park Pond, see a young man lying on the edge of the pond, take a straw in the water suction. There was a girl standing beside him, with his hands cold and watching him.

I went over curiously and asked, "What is this?" Fishing for shrimp? ”

The girl grunted coldly: "Forget him, drink too much, do not say oneself is Dragon King, want to suck water in pond dry." ”