WECHAT FUNNY: NEXT DOOR IS A LITTLE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

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After all, this is my first time to take a plane, my heart still a little nervous, also do not know what to note, anyway, according to the gourd painting ladle sat down, the plane has just started a little bit unstable, there are several times I have a bumpy almost fell down. But with the rhythm, slowly I also rose to the top of the cloud. "Ah ~ hissing ~" With my voice, the husband grunted: "Sit up, move yourself!" ”
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Temporary Rent a cabin, originally a big room separated the kind of night only to find that the next door of the rent is a small woman, long still good, moved zeixin ... Lying on the bed boring, incredibly found a small hole in the wall, may be before hanging clothes, suddenly feel the opportunity to come, hurriedly together up to a look, almost frighten urine, inside incredibly have a whirling eyes son ...
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Get up late in the morning, take a taxi to the company! The driver of the master chat with me, that I was single, said, "My son has no object, a of people in Beijing, famous university graduates, their own companies, cars, there are houses!" "I suppose this not uncle has a crush on me?" Let me be his daughter-in-law? Result uncle: "Alas!" Also is single, this difference is really big! "Crouching trough ....
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Man: Hello, there is a traffic jam on the road, sorry, this flower is for you. Woman: That's okay, you're driving a car. M: I don't have a car. Woman: That's not appropriate. Man: My dad drove me to the Mercedes Benz. Woman: Sorry, your father has been driving a Mercedes for years. Man: He's been driving for $number years. Woman: Go, you dead liar. Man: His boss is my mother.
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A buddy said he and his good friend in the seaside to play, his friend incredibly in the sea urine, I said urine has what strange ah, no one saw, the man said, he backstroke time urine ... Backstroke ... Next to a children said: "Mother." Whales ... "Whale ...
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Wife holding his chest said: "It is a little bit small, do you want to rub some cream?" What do you think? ”
Husband considered a half-day, said: "Alas, or forget it, I am afraid your chest is not big, my lips are swollen, then how to do?" ”
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Yesterday drank a bit more, go home to see a daughter-in-law is sleeping in bed, I will stoop to kiss her, accidentally to her wake up.
I: Daughter-in-law I like you this cherry mouth.
My daughter-in-law snapped and gave me three slaps: You TM drank how much, kiss my navel eyes on ...
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My female, 15-year-old to the hospital to treat dysmenorrhea, the doctor said you only came soon, big point on the good. 18 years old to the hospital to treat dysmenorrhea, the doctor said you married is good. Then I was 19 married, 20 years old to the hospital to treat dysmenorrhea, the doctor said you have a child will not hurt. Now 3 months pregnant, waiting for a miracle ...

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