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目前显示的是 五月, 2017的博文

WECHAT SHARE: THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME ALL THE WAY!

"Everyone comes to the world, there will be a lot of people accompany us through a period of distance!" They, or loved ones, or friends, or colleagues, or strangers, or those who guide us, who love us, who quarrel with us, who are opposite to us, all kinds of people, are the ones who make up our lives. Bustling through, square know ordinary is true! After the vicissitudes of life, and finally meet with the lives! The heart full of gratitude, rejoicing and blessing is the beauty of life. A fine number of sweet, unable to stop the lucky, stopped the happiness. ” Grateful all the way to help all of my people Parents Thank you for coming this way, no matter how hard, how tired all no regrets, thank you so believe me, support me, love me, pain me, cherish me, thank you for your selfless, your distressed, your concern, thank you for giving me warm heart! Really appreciate, because of you, again big wind and rain, all heart warmth, because of you, more twists and turns, ar...

WECHAT FUNNY: NEXT DOOR IS A LITTLE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Top 1  After all, this is my first time to take a plane, my heart still a little nervous, also do not know what to note, anyway, according to the gourd painting ladle sat down, the plane has just started a little bit unstable, there are several times I have a bumpy almost fell down. But with the rhythm, slowly I also rose to the top of the cloud. "Ah ~ hissing ~" With my voice, the husband grunted: "Sit up, move yourself!" ” Top 2 Temporary Rent a cabin, originally a big room separated the kind of night only to find that the next door of the rent is a small woman, long still good, moved zeixin ... Lying on the bed boring, incredibly found a small hole in the wall, may be before hanging clothes, suddenly feel the opportunity to come, hurriedly together up to a look, almost frighten urine, inside incredibly have a whirling eyes son ... Top 3 Get up late in the morning, take a taxi to the company! The driver of the master chat with me, that I was single, sai...

WECHAT ESSAY COLLECTION: I AM MALE, THE ONLY SON OF THE FAMILY, JUST MARRIED.

1. Special envy of a doctor in the hospital as a friend of the new year when the party, I asked him: You are the hardest to be a doctor what friends: the most difficult to take sick leave 2. A sister in the factory, a man on the Internet. About to elope, but soon returned. That's how she remembers us: that day packed luggage, home no big bag, found a pig feed snake skins, loaded half a bag of clothes went to the railway station, the man's oblique backpack, hand-held notebook, I carry the snake skins, on the spot broke up. Think of that picture, I am also drunk ... 3. "Waiter, I said no parsley, why?" "When a woman says no, it usually does." "I was speechless ... 4. Colleagues decorate the house, go to the building materials market turned, the best wallpaper unexpectedly quote 3000 yuan/square meters. A look at this price, we forget, suggested that you can use 20 yuan of money directly wallpaper, less than 2000 yuan per square meter, but also s...

WeChat Moments: THE MEDICAL PROFESSION, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE SUCH A NURSE

You think the nurse was just taking pills? Wrong, we must understand the computer, will test, will communicate, calculate the medical record, starve, suppress urine ... Work so dull, still have to be a joke To see what nurses have been through in the hospital? 1. A patient asked to be discharged early, and the attending physician advised him not to rush out of the hospital, his attitude is tough, on the table scold doctor Black Heart will know to money, the doctor helpless, agree to discharge and instruct him not to be too impatient, easy accident, and then this patient in the hospital on the way home to drive hit an old man ~ ~ and sent us this ~ ~ 2. One night, a middle-aged man clutching the chest expression painful walked to ask me where the Doctor is, I asked him how uncomfortable, he hesitated, said: "My tits Pain" ╯▂╰ (mammary gland hyperplasia of the man is also injured) 3. A 77-year-old boy, did a breast bag resection, that afternoon a group of people to ...