Top 10 wechat jokes in June 2017

No. 1

Go out to play, found a dress sexy girl ready to throw water suicide, I busy the past a hug: "What is the thing, to the elder brother said!" She struggled: "Let me go, let me go!" "As the saying goes, save a life, win a seven-level pagoda, killing me also do not put." The girl was in a hurry: "Have you ever seen a suicide in a bikini-hop pool?" You punk! ”

No. 2

A female classmate suddenly started a micro business, in the circle of friends selling shampoo, and then i a friend asked her: "Do you use this product?" It's not fake, is it? "Female classmate very angry said:" Bad use me to marry you! "Dude, I'm sure he's not going to cheat him when he hears that. Then bought directly, the results after using dandruff came out, gas buddies to find female classmate theory, female classmate without that day went to his home to see the brother's parents, not to fulfill his promise to marry him ~

No. 3

After the bath found no mask, so dressed ready to go downstairs to buy cucumber slices. I just locked the door. See the next door is wide open. Curiosity came into the look, the original is the next door home decoration Ah, a sister asked me what? I told her the ins and outs, the eldest sister said: "This big night out is not safe, will use it!" "And handed me a brick

No. 4

Bubble Bar played a night, the mood is very high, I jumped into a taxi, to the driver said: "Eldest brother you recognize Road, take me to 100 dollars can let me enjoy the place!" ”

As a result, he drove directly to my doorstep, which made me feel a little worse.

No. 5

Listen to my mother said, when I was one years old, my sister was nine years old, one day at noon, my mother in the courtyard playing Mahjong, my sister in the House tease me to play. It's time for my sister to go to school and she thinks I'm fun. I packed my schoolbag and brought it to school. Then the teacher confiscated Jang |. My mother took me home after playing mahjong.

No. 6

Take three-year-old daughter to children's playground to play, meet the first love boyfriend took his son also in children's paradise, so we let the children play, we sit next to chat.

Because for many years did not meet, also has no topic, the atmosphere once very embarrassed.

Finally, the first boyfriend to break the silence: "I heard you told people everywhere that I was dead?" ”

No. 7

Girlfriend: Dear! I'm on business! ... My chicken said: Wow! Finally back, let me ...! ... Girlfriend: Do you know why sheep are always eaten by wolves? Why do deer always get eaten by leopards? ... Me: This is the law of survival of all things, the jungle! ... Girlfriend: Go away! Because they only think of grass in their heads.

No. 8

Neighbors have a 16-year-old daughter, long very cute, usually like to tease her to play, asked her: "Little sister, you look like a father or a mother?" "My upper body is like a father, lower body like Mother ~" ...

No. 9

Company New to a leader, in order to please him, invite him to the home guest, delicious good drink entertaining him, since then the leadership of my special good, often after work with me said: Forrest Gump, nothing to drink with me, see the future! In fact, I am very wine, but embarrassed to refuse to drink every time the unconscious was led to drive home.

No. 10

Evening work back home, I want, but the wife said she was tired, want to sleep, to midnight, I really can't help it! So I want to cherish under the bed for several years the inflatable dolls have fun, hand to the bottom of the bed a stretch, lying trough! I touched a hand! I remember I was out of gas!