Some Laughs: Last night and my girlfriend opened the room

I a female classmate, study sports, professional martial arts, because peacetime practice is more bitter, often go to the blind massage, once go to a shop, massage division said I can't see, you take off the clothes, so that the press is also comfortable, the students agreed, after a few days after the classmate and then passed the shop, see the masseur is at the door and others playing poker, hehe, the consequences I will not say that the man was said to have lived two months of the courtyard

Take a bus, see a sister in the clothes bag everywhere looking for change, find a half-day without fruit. is preparing to get off, a uncle handed over a piece of money, is I sigh the world or a good man, the uncle smiled at her sister: "Add a micro-letter, give me a red envelope." ”

Last night and my girlfriend opened the room, she said to me, want to let me give you a feeling of pride? I suddenly feel a passion, immediately agreed, so the girlfriend put two boxes of Durex in the room all apart, each to spit a little saliva, and then threw the Montreal is ... Check-out, hear the waiter in the walkie-talkie surprised voice: 302 tenant consumption Durex Two box, 10 a box of the kind! And then I came out of the cashier's adoring eyes ...

Once a friend came home, I poured a cup of iced Sprite to him in the kitchen, when he was about to drink, he knocked over the cup, and the sprite on the table came out of the air, and the goods caught my collar and roared, "I'm going to make you a brother, why are you poisoning me in the water?"

Learn slag ask Couba how can the math test to 140, Couba calmly answer "less write two blank questions can be" so hurt?

Walking has, found a beautiful woman lying on the ground, good pity!
I must not stand idly by, so I helped her up: clothes are not to wear!
Woman: You're sick! Then he lay down again.
The good guys do the bottom, I helped her up again, the beauty hysteria: I bask in the sun in the beach to shut you up?

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